Girls explained in IT terms

HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS: she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her

SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: She makes horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...